I haven’t had much use for Windows for a while, but I like to keep abreast of whatever fuckery Redmond has in store for everyone else. I picked up a new laptop with the dreaded Copilot key, and thus had to figure out how to make it useful. And along the way, found a bunch of other settings to adjust. The plan is that I won’t need any of this knowledge until it becomes obsolete, but the only way to ensure that outcome is to write it all down; thus by being available it will never be necessary.

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In honor of YUV420 day, I thought it would be fun to transcode JPEG images to AVIF in honk, or anywhere. I got lost in the weeds a few times along the way, but eventually found all the eggs.

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It’s the internet, so there’s crawlers, and it’s the future, so they’re mindless wannabe chatbot scrapers, and it’s the cyberpunk world we always dreamed of, so the cool thing to do is to write your own force field to keep the bots out. Which I did.

For background, I have not actually noticed any load from bot scrapers (other than the google go cache, different story), but found them a different way. There’s a bug in humungus which I’m too lazy to fix that causes it to 500 error whenever a file revision that doesn’t exist is requested. There’s a second bug I’m too lazy to even look for that generates these links for the bots to find. But the punchline is I have a bunch of 500 errors in my log file. The robots file excludes these URLs because I know they’re useless for a crawler. I’m trying to help you, stupid bot, but some bots are beyond help, so we need a bigger hammer. Initially, I banned netblocks in pf, and after eliminating all of BabaWei’s IP blocks, we’re down to Brazilian ISPs, which I don’t want block at the network level.

anticrawl is a simple go http handler. Stick it in the affected service. Then configure a regex because I like problems. I don’t care if you scrape my README 700 times, that’s what it’s for, but leave the other junk alone. Also, I’d rather not bother humans, even a little bit, until they start clicking around deeper.

The challenge is super easy. If you have javascript, you have to find some 42s. (Why is it always zeroes we’re forced to search for?) If you don’t, you have to solve the riddle of the llama. Either way, it’s super trivial because the adversary isn’t exactly basilisk class AI. I was told cookies are evil, so the state is just stored server side. I’m thinking I might change the design so it’s even easier to bypass by starting at a normal entry point. So far, it appears very effective.

There’s also a standalone proxy server for people who can never run enough servers.

The OpenBSD kernel has a set of functions to help detect memory corruption, the poison subroutines. The memory management code uses these functions, but they themselves have a very simple interface, no complicated types or data structures, meaning they’re easy to replace. What if we rewrite the memory corruption detection functions in rust so it’s impossible for them to cause memory corruption?

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I have a Pixelbook which Google says I need to stop using, but they’re not the boss of me, and in the process of reflashing it (long story), I needed to get out my trusty USB stick writer, a Zenbook UX305. Well, formerly trusty. After closing the lid, I noticed a small gap in the front. The laptop’s midsection has developed a serious case of the swoles. Okay, let’s get a 3rd gen Carbon X1 Thinkpad from the laptop shelf.

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Or perhaps more precisely, how do they get there? What happens when you call write?

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The OpenBSD kernel is getting to be really old, like really, really old, mid 40s old, and consequently it doesn’t like surprises, so programs have to tell it where their syscalls are. In today’s edition of the polite programmer, we’ll learn the proper etiquette for doing so.

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On OpenBSD, there is a rule that you link with libc to interface with the kernel, because that’s where the syscall stubs live. This causes a great deal of consternation for partisans of other languages, because they don’t want to link “all of libc”. But when does anything link all of libc?

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Because I am a glutton for exploitation, I bought another Kindle. The tiny entry level model, unlike the Scribe I currently have.

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The internet is filled with stories that purport to teach us a valuable lesson or something about how the world works, and they’re really important because they really happened. NASA spent millions of dollars designing a space pen, which was really foolish when they could have just used a pencil like the Russians. I think not as many people believe that anymore, but it’s still floating around out there.

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