A more difficult challenge than Inbox Zero, but after years of effort I’ve finally achieved it. Facebook Zero. I now know everything my friends have ever done. There is nothing left to read about.

Despite their wonky customer service, I have generally been happy with Comcast’s technical service. Occasionally though, I have to question what in the world is going on with their network. Recently I noticed that my internet connection would alternate between working and not on roughly a two minute interval. One minute things work fine, the next minute nothing works at all, the next minute everything is fine. During the blackout minutes, making a new connection would timeout, but established ssh connections would remain up, but nothing would happen until the blackout was over. Here are a few pings I sent out (2014-02-13).

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The February 17th 2014 issue of Time magazine, with the Infinity Machine on the cover.

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I was reviewing the flak logs the other day (chasing an unrelated issue) when I noticed lots of requests with additional parameters, like utm_campaign=twitter. Huh? I’m not running any campaigns. GTFO.

I find these tracker tags in URLs annoying when other sites do it. It’s not the tracking that bothers me, but the fact that the URLs end up being long and ugly, and it means there’s several URLs for the same content. I much prefer canonical URLS. Different tracking URLs break duplicate detection on various link sharing sites, and trick the browser’s history feature. Boo.

Of course, it’s your site, you do what you want, but this is my site, so don’t dick with my URLs. To that end, flak now filters out extraneous parameters by driving you through a bounce screen. Hopefully this prevents the further sharing and posting of the infected URLs.

Try it out.

I usually check the weather using the builtin default app on my iPhone. It works well enough to tell me the important things, like hot or cold, raining or not raining, with a minimum of fuss. Sometimes I check the weather on my desktop, for which I’ve recently been using the forecast.io website. It has a clean design jarring distractions, people on the web tubes say it’s cool, and best of all, they’re based in the Indian Ocean.

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Everything I wish I knew before installing the newly renamed armv7 port on a BeagleBone Black.

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Do you miss the good old days? So does the Feb 1 The Atlantic.

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Get excited, the Super Bowl is coming, which means Super Bowl Squares are coming! It’s time to start thinking about the value of each cell in the square. You can let players pick cells, but it’s more fun to randomly assign them. That still allows trading cell for the skill player, but doesn’t leave a hobbled 2-2 cell lying around for some sucker to pick. Either way, it’s good to know the expected value of each cell.

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Consider this a thought experiment. No hard recommendations.

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I don’t know a whole lot about typography and fonts, but there’s two things I know about font files. They’re ridiculously complex and their parsers have only just begun to experience life with hostile inputs. In short, I’d put fonts second on my list of files likely to pwn your browser, after Flash (assorted video formats are probably closing in fast, though). Relevant.

To address this concern, I disabled downloadable fonts. But thanks to the hard work of the geniuses in charge of making the web better, now I frequently get shit like this:

Hey, look, my lucky numbers are 26 and 78.

Separation of presentation and content, my ass.

Here’s another great one. WTF does any of this mean? Click here to 0xF029 a new tweet!

Even better, at some point I installed the Ubuntu fonts, which contain a magic ubuntu™ logo glyph. Naturally, Twitter uses this same codepoint for some other icon. Here’s a tweet that only received two 0xF147s, but it’s ubuntu™ approved!

Octicons for everyone! This is going to be spectacular.

Video controls on the NY Times website. Click here to 0xE805 the video!

Easter eggs from the Atlantic! Hovering reveals that each is a link to “#”. How helpful.

Not to be outdone, Medium decided to add a slight rise to their icons, building anticipation for the next story.

Here’s a gem from the Microsoft Store.